Thursday, October 16, 2008

I would like to live with the birds in Youkilis's beard


Very few things excite me about Boston baseball. I could give two shits about the Manny controversy. Could give less of a two shits about Daisuke's season or Pedroia's run at the AL MVP. One thing though excites me very much... Kevin Youkilis's big burly manness. This manness starts and stops with his gorgeous, well-manicured red fur. For hours on end I think about what it would be like to be part of that patch. I imagine it is quite an experience. Imagine the scratching action that would have on your face. Hurts so good...